Adam and Vance chat with local podcast hero Jesse P-S about growing up in the tile business and attempt to fix his relationship. Spoiler alert: they fail miserably. Featuring music by The Cast of Cheers, Sean Born and Beyond This Point.

Adam and Vance discuss less time consuming alternatives to conventional relationships, Mojowijo - the new Bluetooth sex toy they were asked to beta test and play some of their favorite romance-themed jams. Featuring music by Atmosphere, Sean Hayes and Telmini.

Adam and Vance have an uninformed yet highly opinionated conversation about politics. Friend of the show Dave “SomeonElse” DeCeglie stops by for a live in-studio and chats with the guys about horror conventions, DIY musicianship and what to do when faced with a sudden on-stage bowel movement. Featuring music by Let’s Say We Did, I Self Divine, Someonelse and Lost Lander.

The guys chat with friend of the show Megan Bowers about late night televangelists, social network addiction and how to avoid dating dumpy people. Featuring music by Basement Batman, Black & Brown and Whistle Peak.

The guys reminisce about their favorite 90’s sitcom catch phrases, Vance reenacts the least funny thing he has ever seen and Adam gives Vance a new nickname. featuring music by Cult Fever, Motion Plus and Just An Animal.

Friend of the show Sunny Knable stops by to talk about his new album American Variations and is forced to play a score of soothing bedding music while discussing highly inappropriate things with Adam and Vance. Featuring music by Kingsley Flood, Sunny Knable and Wamii G. Bodega.

Adam and Vance recap their favorite music of 2011, talk about how much they love party poker and reveal the secret ingredient to a perfect celebrity freak out. Featuring music by M83, Pearl and the Beard, Hail Mary Malon and Snowmine.

Adam and Vance confess to being jealous of gay men for their comradery and festive outfits and bring you an all new installment of Animal News: Holiday Edition. Featuring music by Adam & Vance, Lloyd and Smiff & Wessun.

Adam and Vance give holiday tips on shopping, travel and how to prolong adulthood and avoid becoming your father. Featuring music by M+A, Kalae All Day and Maarten Swaan.

Adam and Vance’s pal David Jenkins of Human Animals sits in this week. The guys talk about the US Postal Service, amazing coincidences and what their names would be if they ever became members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Featuring music by The Danvilles, Cappadonna and Blouse.

Adam recalls his attempt to go blackface at eight years old and Vance rants about the lack of professionalism on armature film sets. John & Molly Knefel stop by and chat with the guys about politics, feminism and how to be racially sensitive when naming a ranch. Featuring music by The Gromble, Sexy Water Spiders and Phone Home.

Adam discusses his aspiration to be a fun uncle to kids in impoverished countries and Vance talks about his dream to open a zoo with all gay animals. Pree stops by for an in-studio performance and chat with the guys about their new album, potential halloween costumes and good reasons to live in DC. Featuring music by Childish Gambino, Pree and Wyldlife.

Our old pal Philip Byrnes stops by to chat about priorities, funny accents, and how he accidentally came up with the name Ear Candy. Featuring music Phantogram, New Cassettes and The Northern Key.

Adam and Vance come to the conclusion that we need to take a page out of the Koran when it comes to restaurant etiquette in this country. Locksley perfoms live and chats with the guys about being from Wisconsin, singing the national anthem and nerdy stuff they’d be into if they were into nerdy stuff. Featuring music by Kidsyc, Locksley and Peoples Blues of Richmond.

Adam and Vance consider quiting podcasting to become firefighters in an effort to be more hunky. Comedian Mike Recine stops by to discuss relationships, Crunch Berries and how sometimes it’s fun to pretend to be a Republican. Featuring music by Blip Blip Bleep, Sketch Tha Cataclysm and Dan Mangan.

Adam helps Vance come to grips with the fact that he may never be a “gym guy”. The Bischoffs stop by for an in-studio performance and chat with the guys about  Occupy Wall Street, musical theater and good things to have sex with other than people. Featuring music by Junk Culture, The Bischoffs and Birds of Avalon.

Vance gives a detailed account of his unintentional vacation to a swingers resort. Pearl and the Beard stop by for an in-studio performance and chat with the guys about the music business, holy matrimony and life after medleys. Featuring music by Celcius 7, Pearl and the Beard, Veronica Falls and The Bischoffs.

Adam discusses his declining interest in Nicki Minaj and Vance speculates as to what his body grooming habits would be like if he were gay. The Last Royals perform live and chat with the guys about mini vans, worthy causes and the difference biscuits in the U.S. and biscuits in the U.K. Featuring music by Pearl and the Beard, Alias, The Last Royals and Jordan Miche.

Adam and Vance fail at attempting to make divorce a funny topic, but not for lack of trying. The guys from Gunfight! stop by to chat about mustaches, genre labels and give a brief and succinct account of how their band was formed. Featuring music by Scrambled Eggs, Gunfight! and The Last Royals.

Adam and Vance give updates on some past stories and in turn feel an overwhelming sense of accomplishment. Sean Hayes performs live and chats with the guys about parenting, social networking and their mutual aspirations to someday sing the national anthem at a professional sporting event. Featuring music by Sean Hayes, Evidence and 1,2,3.